If I ever write the story of my distraction-filled, disorganized life, I think that should be the title. Because that's what I found this morning while looking for... something.
Or maybe I should write a book of homemaking advice. My first question could be "Is it safe to defrost a beef roast on the computer desk overnight?"
I didn't actually leave the roast overnight. I took it out of the freezer and stopped by the computer to shut it down for the night. About an hour later, as I was falling asleep, I sat up, secure in the knowledge that I had pulled the roast out of the freezer but unable to remember putting it in the refrigerator. I checked around, and there it was, sitting on the computer desk. It did pass the rest of the night safely defrosting in the fridge.
Or maybe I should do some research on the tupperware problem. Why do I have so many containers, and so many lids, but so few that actually go together?
I have a lot of work ahead.