What would I tweet?
Forgot to buy Ivory Soap again.
VBS week. Inane songs stuck in head.
Chicken parts on sale at Giant 75 cents a pound!
Off to Dollar Store for school supply donation items for VBS contest.
Why no crayons at Dollar Store?
Checking travel kits for soap.
Why no Taco Bells in this fastfood wasteland town?
Dunkin' Donuts iced coffee is the. worst. ever.
Why didn't I buy soap while at CVS y'day?
Thought-provoking, isn't it? I think it's best I stay in the 20th century with my plain old phone.